Petanque Evening - French farrago at Free Trade Inn 08-06-2015 Club news: Leicester de Montfort

In the Secretary's absence, it can be reported from reliable witnesses and attendees that Mr Steve Hagger was superb, almost unparalleled in his dirty tricks and gamesmanship. Mr Brian O Hara, modeled his activities on Muttley from Wacky Races, and only just failed to upset Steve's triumphant progression with Mr Straker to Top Dog (sorry Muttley).

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